Guess which one?
Following one woman's inspiring journey from famous butt to lifestyle journalist.
Your favorite columnist inquires.
And other celebrities who've worn them.
She also makes a joke about her cricket-player ex.
A girl after our own hearts.
"She's a keen observer of classic British pastimes," says Graydon Carter.
It's called PXM Enterprises, but no one knows what that means.
Also, she challenged London's mayor to a game of Ping-Pong, and he accepted.
In case all those Topshop runs didn't convince you.
As in, the paper really thinks he's poor.
His name is Nico Jackson and he does not "have an impeccable pedigree."
"I have been much teased for my book, Celebrate."
Droopy balls in the background.
Sales are "as flat as last night's champers."
Normally, the upper classes have footmen do the brawling for them.