Join the club, Babs.
In other news, the sky is blue.
Also, Rachel Zoe has reportedly spent $90,000 on her baby's nursery and clothes. And more "news"!
Plus, one in three bosses think women wear too much makeup to work.
Well, not HER dress, but McQueen's new version of it.
Corgis add a touch of class to faux-Pippa's walk of shame.
Plus, Karlie Kloss is on the cover of December's German 'Vogue', wearing lots of roses and crushed velvet.
Also, Versace's H&M line is in 'Rodeo' magazine.
Pippa's has some strange protruding nipples.
They're enjoying it, of course.
Also, there is a line of designer (Louis Vuitton, Burberry, etc.) Band-Aids, Victoria Beckham saw a UFO, and more news.
The British press finds this odd.
Also, some of Karl Lagerfeld's designs for Macy's have already hit the sale racks.
By 'Us Weekly', that is.
Plus, an Angry Birds manicure, Daria Werbowy covers the new 'Vogue' Russia, and more beauty news.
If Anna Wintour gets her way, which she always does.
Also, a Canadian company tried to sell fraudulent spots on the Paris Fashion Week schedule.