Better than Kate What's-her-face.
After his naked-photo scandal, tourism skyrocketed.
Some bottomless photos have emerged in a Danish tabloid.
It's like Yorktown all over again.
Galliano's lawyer did a good job.
The palace has filed a criminal complaint over topless photos of the Duchess.
You knew this was coming.
Plus, a Playgirl centerfold?
"I mean I'm really surprised because I used to be all about Prince William."
Also, Ryan Lochte was NOT present for the incident, in case you were wondering.
Our resident romance novelist rewrites the tabloids.
Not great, it would seem.
The telltale necklace!
In a pool, obviously.
Prince Harry! Jennifer Lopez! Ryan Lochte!