Heidi's face! Oh, dear.
This week, Heidi learns that deception is the key to a happy, 'Hills'-worthy marriage.
Not necessarily in the same scene, mind you.
Kristin and Audrina finally have it out over Justin Bobby — the guy's such a catch, you know.
Why MTV thinks this is an appropriate venue for Heidi and Spencer — of all people — to deal with Holly's drinking problem, we'll never know.
How can such a mediocre show sound so unreasonably dirty?
Plus Kristin drops some more bitchy one-liners, and Audrina has her heart broken for the zillionth time.
He wore a necklace made of crystals to protect himself from evil (us?).
On last night's premiere, Kristin Cavallari went straight for the kill, setting her sights on the show's heart and soul: Justin Bobby.
A "big celebrity" is supposed to perform.
But all seems quiet — too quiet — on the Hollywood front, and that has us worried.
In the season finale, LC makes her series exit, while Heidi and Spencer tie the big, fluffy knot.
As our mom always says, "It's not about the wedding, it's about the marriage." Amen. Good luck with that, Heidi.
Watching this unfold is especially weird since we already saw pics from the wedding.
In this week's episode, Heidi and Spencer continue seek help, but pretty much everyone in the cast could use professional treatment.
Can't these kids find someone to hook up with outside of their immediate circle?
Also, male models are jealous of Jesus Luz.
Also, Speidi got married this weekend and Spencer looked confused.
Thankfully, MTV did not spare us this week from Justin-Bobby's wisdom.
They're not getting $100,000 to show up at clubs, so she's making up for it with her music career.