"This is real reality," Stewart says.
So says "Page Six."
Victoria's Secret models, he's coming for you.
Seal, look away.
Try not to let this news ruin your weekend.
Even though they aren't walking red carpets together at the moment.
Oh please, oh please, oh please.
Mostly on Twitter.
He can serenade her with "What Makes You Beautiful." After all, she is a model.
Six degrees (well, fewer) of Olivier Sarkozy.
They were "looking affectionate and cozy" at a concert on Tuesday.
The two were photographed together at Coachella over the weekend.
Marc Jacobs has other things on his mind.
And did we mention this Italian Prince starred on a season of The Bachelor? Be still our beating hearts.
They were texting for a little bit.
They're just teasing us all now, surely.
They should just get married already.
Deep breaths, people, deep breaths.