Your big chance to be on Lifetime is here.
Last night marked the return of two very important characters: Kelly Cutrone and our favorite bit player, Lauren's Mustache.
Bloodshed this time was only emotional.
This should make season two much more entertaining than season one!
She's about to go to college at NYU, where she'll be free from school uniforms at last.
Casting agents will give New York women five seven and under another shot at fame.
No word on where it will air but we're guessing public access.
The 'Project Runway' season-two finalist will launch his namesake line in February 2010.
Spencer and Heidi have a fight. The world doesn't stop! Neither do our recaps. Read all about last night's double episode.
She plays a posh British princess and scriptwriters say she's a natural.
More evidence has surfaced that this reality show isn't real.
And that is why Lauren Conrad is so glad the season premiering tonight will be her last.
Because it made for one of the most worthwhile 'American Idol' episodes ever.
"I break down a couple of times a week, at least," she says.
"So far the winners' careers have been very disappointing. Very disappointing."
Also 'Hills' executive producer Adam DiVello is really mad that Audrina got her own show.
She was in our office building today and fate brought us together.
We are at a loss.
Bar Refaeli seemed to have trouble reading the cue cards. Also, it was so boring.