"It's not conducive to fashion."
It's unsheathed and shiny in British Cosmo.
"Screw chic and just do comfortable," advised Joe Zee.
Great value for the money, surely.
After those weird comments he made about her last week.
"I helped place her with the right people, get her teeth cleaned, her body toned up."
Plus, Gossip Girl’s Matthew Settle and Kelly Rutherford looked very chummy.
They'll judge the UK version of the show next season.
Also, Heidi tells us it took her six hours to get her costume on and three months to make it.
Let's play the guess-who-wins game!
"You have to do a lot of tweaking and airbrushing to get the same from a celebrity that you would get from a model."
This explains why an unknown model is replacing her on 'Make Me a Supermodel.'
Also, Niki Taylor's out. What is going on?
The last decade or so has been filled with near-naked celebs posing for the camera. What better way to celebrate Posh's new Armani deal than by ogling a few of them.
Also Bette Midler's Halloween costume: "community-supported agriculture."
No Claudia for Chanel? Tyson for Dsquared2? The gossip is flowing fast.