The National Zoo’s female giant panda cub now has a name.
But this has absolutely nothing to do with bestiality.
The new mammal looks like a cross between "a teddy bear and a house cat."
Fresh leaves, grain, kale.
The inductees are documented adorably on Facebook.
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