Basically just long spandex with feet.
Veteran stylist Alan Au, who specializes in men of short stature, breaks it down.
Including a firefighter, a florist, and a vegan chef (dressed in nice clothes, of course).
Tails, lace tops, masks, and many more fun things stormed the runways, as they tend to.
A casting director helps break down what guys have to do on the runway in order to succeed these days.
Why walk on a red carpet when you can walk on a runway?
And Graydon Carter, Billy Reid, and Paul Sevigny agree.
"I have a very wonderful bath ritual."
Although this might be great for single dudes who are particularly lost when it comes to dressing.
Including Brad Kroenig, Tyson Ballou, Garrett Neff, and more.
The future of this line looks very ... bright.
Or, well, his lack of the latter.
Rafael Nadal came over to show off giant posters of himself without a shirt.
"We have to assume this has all been on purpose. And good for him," 'Esquire' says.
Which was a nutty theory to begin with.
In other words, the countdown to great-looking pictures of him modeling the stuff starts now.
Their wives are furious.