Adam Lambert Nixes Simulated Fellatio, Fails to Shock Early Show’s Septuagenarian Audience
“I’m not a babysitter, I’m a performer.”
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“I’m not a babysitter, I’m a performer.”
There's a lot at stake in this week's installment: Most episodes just have to lure you back next week. This one has to lure you back next year.
We overanalyze the nuances of it all in this week's recap.
This week features more contrived pregnancy drama, and also a very special lesbian kiss. What took them so long?
And yet, he shows no respect for Cavemen!
Because we couldn't go two weeks without a post about the Greatest Show of Our Time.
“Given his controversial American Music Awards performance, we were concerned about airing a similar concert so early in the morning.”
Following the dismissal of show runner Marc Guggenheim and last week's new ratings low, ABC will suspend production on the show for six days.
‘We're back shooting after Thanksgiving,’ she tweeted.
"I’m definitely going to be kissing members of all sexes. Groping the genitalia of anyone onstage … I plan on being the Adam Lambert of the Academy Awards."
The socialite acts coy about her lip-lock with an American Idol.
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