Then he sent him a picture of it.
"Hannah Dakota Fanning! Put on some clothes!"
Finally, a real trailer for the most anticipated teen-girl-kissing movie of the season.
"I'm Joan Jett and I wanna start an all-girl rock band."
It exists! Despite his fear of a certain female body part!
Plus: Michael C. Hall just answering e-mails all day.
The issue seems to be all about extremes.
And throws beer bottles and upends trash cans.
Plus: Dakota Fanning talks about smooching her New Moon co-star, Kristin Stewart.
No matter how passionately you love a florid, overwritten, hilarious book, the movie can be EVEN BETTER.
God forbid they offend their absolutely enormous fan base of straight manly men.
Of course there might be a John Edwards sex tape. Of course.
Great Scot! Also, Dakota Fanning goes goth, topless photos of Megan Fox get "leaked," and more events infinitely stranger than anything the mind of man could invent, in our daily gossip roundup.