It's not his best look.
Oh, WOMEN. No wonder you can't stay happy.
Set, of course, to Kenny Loggins’s timeless “Footloose.”
It starts off well, but then things suddenly take a turn downward.
Meanwhile, the hot spot is making $20,000 a night.
Let's relive all of the memorable moments we've already forgotten.
Well, basically everyone.
The Rock & Republic designer gladly extended an open bar out of his own pocket at the Beatrice Inn last night, and, well, things got a little crazy.
After all, the argument goes, now these schmoes who are leeching off their father's legacy can force DC to stop printing Superman comics or demand that Warner Bros. stop making Superman movies!