Awkward! ‘Cosmo’ Honorees Realize They Are All One Degree of SexarationLike at any media party, the room at yesterday’s lunch at Cipriani for Cosmo’s “fun, fearless” men awards was full of people who had all slept with the same person. “We know the common thread,” Dane Cook told USA Today. “We realize.” Cook, who used to date Jessica Simpson, was speaking of fellow honorees John Mayer, who also dated Simpson, and Tony Romo, who is currently dating her. Creepy! No wonder lady went to Kuwait this week. “Along the red carpet, I was asked about twenty times what makes a fun and fearless male,” Romo said, awkwardly. “I didn’t really have an answer, but then I got to thinking…Dane Cook…John Mayer… If you dig Jessica Simpson, I guess you get to do this.” Then rapper Common, awesomely, accepted his award by saying, “Thank you for this award. I haven’t hooked up with Jessica Simpson, but I still earned it.”
Jessica Simpson’s Boyfriends Meet in New York [HuffPo]
Lindsay, NudeA Website claims it has nude photos of Lindsay Lohan taken by boyfriend Calum Best. Don Imus may be returning to radio in September. Former Mafioso club promoter Chris Paciello is out of jail and now hanging out with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Equinox is planning to open a $5 million gym in East Hampton, complete with spa and valet parking. Luciano Pavarotti is fighting pancreatic cancer. Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are apartment-hunting in New York. Leonardo DiCaprio, Lucas Hass, and Q-Tip cruised lower Manhattan on bikes. Brandon Davis has been cut off by his parents and is asking friends for loans. Dane Cook wants you to know he is straight and alive, contrary to Internet rumors.
Chris Albrecht Rises Again, As Does ‘Sex and the City’?strong>Albrecht Moving Toward Sex Onscreen?: Deposed HBO head Chris Albrecht is reportedly working behind the scenes to get a Sex and the City movie produced. Cast is ready, creator Michael Patrick King is ready, and Albrecht is assembling distributors. Albrecht will also appear in a cameo as “Abusive Guy in Casino.” [Variety]