And backside and crotch.
Golden Balls, no!
He runs through Beverly Hills in his underwear, but can he top Matthew Terry's six-pack?
Brooklyn is going to play soccer, for now.
Golden Balls at his finest.
Evidenced in the video version of his Burberry ad.
And other personal reflections from the Spice Girls documentary.
It's rough being a celebrity during the holidays.
Turns out last week's Burberry family photo op was just a teaser.
Surprise! She didn't look pregnant at all.
David, Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz, all in matching Burberry.
Marc and Sofia, Karl and Choupette, Mary-Kate and Ashley — plus 47 other symbiotic unions worth celebrating.
A Spice Girls-themed restaurant would likely be more exciting.
A look back now that he's retiring from the Los Angeles Galaxy.
Who's going to tell them to stop, ever?
What if she just likes strange foods?
Who can blame them?
"I totally can't even see him."
Plus, let Naomi Campbell be your Russian tour guide.