It's their favorite topic.
If nothing else, the lawyer deserves points for creativity.
Robert Halderman is looking for a year sentence in exchange for a guilty plea.
Lohan still not listening.
Dave: "I don't remember when I saw a movie that I was this impressed with ... It's the finest movie made in the last twelve, twenty years."
Nobody under 45 is planning on hooking up at their office holiday party this year.
"I think that when you combine the word 'douche' with its twin sister 'bag,' that I think is the problem."
And that makes it okay. That and the rest of today's gossip, in our roundup.
The ripple effect of Nell Scovell's 'Vanity Fair' piece hits the New York 'Times.'
Sounds perfectly reasonable to us!
Halderman is "planning to meet with friends and advisers in the coming weeks to discuss other fund-raising possibilities."
Now all they have to do is figure out a way to incorporate Bon Jovi into the episode!
Nell Scovell wrote about her experiences as a 'Late Night' writer back in the early nineties for 'Vanity Fair.'
Dave reportedly still hasn't signed a deal to keep him at 'The Late Show' past next August.
While we're reading good pieces from other places, check out the reliably hilarious Heather Havrilesky's rant on 'Cougartown.'
Tom Hanks brings the wholesome on Letterman tonight.
"We will have a discussion with those in charge of placing our interns at the David Letterman show in the future," the Connecticut college says.
It's hard to see David Letterman as a womanizer with Jon Hamm sitting next to him.