By throwing a beer in his face!
Also, Leighton Meester likes super-smoky eyes.
This magazine doesn't often use celebrities for covers.
Plus: tasting menus get cheap, and David Beckham takes a cooking class, all in our morning news roundup.
Yet he appears without clothes on the cover.
Real Madrid winger replaces British striker in new underwear ads.
And Whitney Port's cousin is a hairstylist. She comes recommended.
And more the-stars-are-just-like-us tales, in our daily gossip roundup.
Don't worry, on reality TV, there's enough undeserved attention to go around. And more celebrity grievances, in our daily gossip roundup.
"It's rebellious but playful at the same time," says one beard expert.
Also, should men wear ponytails?
Also, British 'Vogue' lets Lara Stone have visible eyebrows.
And what if said erotic thriller were produced by King Midas himself, Simon Fuller, the man behind 'American Idol' and the Spice Girls?
Plus: David Beckham to be a REAL sex symbol for Halloween.
And look at him shirtless, if you want.
Naturally, this drives the other 'Real Housewives' wild.
She's not renewing her Armani contract!
Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr. will have a certain special subtext in the upcoming film.