Better late than never.
"I still can’t believe people eat cheese that comes out of a sheep’s butthole or wherever it comes from."
Soul Daddy may be dead, but there's still hope for Kale City.
The winning concept from 'America's Next Great Restaurant' shutters its NYC location.
"Joey laments: 'The day is not going the way I envisioned it going,' which we can only imagine was Osama bin Laden’s final thought on this earth."
"This is a direct challenge — a shot across the bow of U.S.S. Kale City, the unsinkable frigate that takes on all comers."
"I feel like a preteen girl defending Justin Bieber, or a balding alcoholic defending Charlie Sheen."
"It’s like all natural phenomena and all of human culture are merely instruments through which Steve Ells can more closely examine the viability of concepts."
"Never let it be said that Bobby Flay is not a man obsessed with dipping sauces."
This week: One contestant will be named Lord of the Pod People.
More concepts than season three of Donald Trump’s ‘Celebrity Epistemologist.’
His crimes range from pasta theft to filling up his host's hard drive.
Plus a whole lot of logos, and shots of Steve Ells looking miserable.
"So now you know: Any restaurant that opens between now and the conclusion of this show will not be great."
"Everyone knows the best kind of party is an Empty Hotel Party."
Dsquared2’ designers are ruining it for the rest of us.
A Stephen Baldwin who rescues parrots, in Brooklyn.
The 'Get Your War On' author has submitted his first contribution to the Vulture Reading Room, in the form of a PowerPoint presentation.