The perfect occasion for pleather!
Now they've gone too far.
Is that why he falls down, too?
Derek Jeter, 2009 Sportsman of the Year.
Plus, Dawson gets divorced, Sting sees a ghost, and more celebrity doings in today's gossip roundup.
It's funny because he's rich.
The agent compares Matt Holliday to Mark Teixeira, and Johnny Damon to Derek Jeter.
Enough of 2009. What about the 2010 Yanks?
Sorry, Nick Swisher's inning on the mound just missed the cut.
The Phillies win Game 5 to send the World Series back to the Bronx.
This season isn't the end of anything, but it might not be the beginning, either.
That, and the rest of today's body-oriented gossip.
Had previously accused the shortstop of loving wine coolers, being a nancy boy.
Derek Jeter will finally break the record tonight, or this weekend, and then we can get on with our lives.
Jorge Posada homers late, Derek Jeter ties the record ... but some Aussie reliever keeps the night just short of historic.
Derek Jeter jilts his biggest fans, the press.
The Yankees swept a doubleheader, but Derek Jeter didn't get a single base hit. The horror!
Like the Yankees aren't getting enough these days.
Sorry, Joe Mauer, but this is between Jeter and Teixeira.