Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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After three days, I'll never wear them again. And no one will even notice.
Eggs blended with orange juice, raw yeast in everything.
"I wasn’t a model that loved food. I was someone that loved food that started modeling."
A single baked potato, stuffed with Beluga caviar and sour cream.
“What’s the matter, is she pregnant or something? Kick harder!”
Through thick and thin, in illness and health.
Like drug withdrawal but with more agoraphobia.
President Obama got his pre-baby body back!
Chester was once so fat he couldn’t fit through the door. Now he’s a paragon of health.
Dried-up crackers made of old oatmeal.
Marilyn Monroe went on two famous diets. I tried both.
But at least you'll look good dying.