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Dildo

  1. last night on late night
    That Time Kathy Bates’s Dildo Awkwardly Went OffGood times.
  2. Ted Cruz Says He Won’t Ban DildosStockpiling sex toys in anticipation of a Cruz win in November no longer seems necessary.
  3. early and often
    Ted Cruz Says He Won’t Ban DildosStockpiling sex toys in anticipation of a Cruz win in November no longer seems necessary.
  4. love and war
    Ted Cruz Once Argued That Americans Have No ‘Due Process’ Right to MasturbateAs Texas’s solicitor general, Cruz defended a dildo ban by arguing that there is no “substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes.”
  5. Ted Cruz Once Argued That Americans Have No ‘Due Process’ Right to MasturbateAs Texas’s solicitor general, Cruz defended a dildo ban by arguing that there is no “substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes.”
  6. select all
    Politician Hit by Dildo: ‘Send the GIF Over to John Oliver’“It’s the privilege of serving,” he noted.
  7. sexy time
    Ten Beauty Products That Look Like Sex ToysYou’ve noticed. We’ve noticed. Let’s not actually try these at home.