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Disappointments

  1. disappointments
    Pentagon Postpones Trump’s Absurdly Expensive Military ParadeFollowing a report that the D.C. parade would cost $92 million, the Pentagon said it would be moved from November to some indefinite point in 2019.
  2. disappointments
    Metzger Says Schumer Spoke Out After He Said To“She would have been silent to the end.”
  3. The Sad Truth About Speed-Reading: It Doesn’t WorkThere is, alas, no real shortcut.
  4. disappointments
    Lauryn Hill Angered Her Fans Yet AgainShe showed up 90 minutes late and played a set that was “unrecognizable.”
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    Elizabeth Banks Says Frank or Francis ‘Fell Apart’Sad.
  6. disappointments
    Nick Lachey Crushes Hope for a 98 Degrees Reunion“The only tour I’ll be doing this summer is at baby’s r ‘us.”
  7. disappointments
    Downfall Needs More Falling DownWe thought the new ABC game show was about people getting chucked off buildings. It’s not.
  8. things that are ruined
    Carly Simon Now Saying ‘You’re So Vain’ Is About Dead Classical PoetThis woman.
  9. disappointments
    Sales of The Beatles: Rock Band Aren’t Living Up to Lofty ExpectationsConsumers bought almost three times as many copies of the new Halo installment.
  10. disappointments
    Regis Philbin Unable to Make Game-Show Lightning Strike TwiceOur note? More slumdogs!
  11. disappointments
    Eddie Van Halen Continues Long, Slow Slide Into IrrelevancyHe’ll be guest-starring on ‘Two and a Half Men’ this fall.
  12. jonaspocalypse
    Joe Jonas Nearly Maims Nick Jonas in Freak Drumstick MishapOh, no!
  13. disappointments
    Will.I.Am Unlikely to Be Sent to PrisonDon’t get your hopes up.
  14. disappointments
    Will Ferrell Gets Cut From American Idol FinaleWeak sauce!
  15. disasters
    Update: The Jonas Brothers’ Failing Streak ContinuesTheir new TV show was watched by a mere 3.2 million kids between 6 and 14, which is the approximate number of fans standing outside of Zac Efron’s house on an average weekday.
  16. disappointments
    Please Tell Us Elizabeth Banks Didn’t Really Write This HuffPo Op-ed PieceHow can we be sure she really wrote this piece?
  17. disappointments
    U2 Fails to Make Ratings Impact for LettermanOops!
  18. disappointments
    New Doctor Who to Ruin Series With His Youthful HandsomenessBritons have been up in arms all weekend over Saturday’s surprise announcement that random 26-year old Matt Smith has been cast as the eleventh Doctor Who.
  19. disappointments
    Wayne Coyne’s House Not Quite As Awesome As We’d HopedThe New York ‘Times’ visits Coyne’s house. And it’s just a boring old house.