Look! It's Cory and Topanga.
The actress reminds creator Michael Jacobs of everything people loved about little Ben Savage.
'Sonny With a Chance' will truck forward without its starlet.
It's because you people keep asking that, isn't it?
Plus: Eminem! The Jonas Brothers! And 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'!
Since the new cast members will no doubt be comparatively hideous, 'High School Musical 4' will move back to the small screen.
Plus, sequels on the way for 'Wanted,' 'Camp Rock,' and 'School of Rock.'
The Jonas Brothers have slowly been laying the groundwork for a hostile (but tuneful!) takeover of planet Earth, and this week begins their first major campaign.
Presenting the top ten churchgoing, non-drinking, promise-ring-wearing singer-actors — along with their great shames and potential for corruption. Yes, we remembered Miley Cyrus.
The Jonas Brothers are coming to the Disney Channel, Sandra Brown finally sells The Witness to Hollywood, and Catherine Zeta-Jones gets to kiss someone young for a change.