Djimon Hounsou and Orlando Bloom Will Team Up for Zulu
Buddy-cop time.By Zach Dionne
Buddy-cop time.By Zach Dionne
Plus: Drew Barrymore and Justin Long hang out a lot.By Bridget Wade
Also 'The Face' might be revived next year, and Christian Louboutin is in town!By Sharon Clott
She had a boy.By Amy Odell
You can't marry one dude while you're still married to another, Kimora! Even if they're both superrich and famous.By Katie Goldsmith
Who needs cocktails when you can have sugar? Certainly not Kimora.By Jada Yuan
Blessed is the world, especially Kimora's assistants.By Amy Odell
For Ming and Aoki Lee, this is the ultimate indignity.By Chris Rovzar
The last decade or so has been filled with near-naked celebs posing for the camera. What better way to celebrate Posh's new Armani deal than by ogling a few of them.By Amina Akhtar
Plus: Cronenberg does Ludlum!By Nick Confalone
Also, Louis Vuitton hosts a sailing event, celebs have Fashion Week spats, and Heidi Montag changes her hair.By Amy Odell
Models walked down the runway to music with lyrics like "Honey, I like it rough, rough" and "hey motherf--ker."
Patrick Dempsey makes cologne, Elle Macpherson speaks at a business convention where previous speakers have included Bill Clinton, and Daria Werbory is back!
• Tom Brady may be the next Calvin Klein underwear model. (Please, God, let it be so.) Kimora Lee Simmons's main squeeze, Djimon Honsou, is the label's current bod of choice. [NYP]
Spike Lee will direct a re-mounting of World War II comedy-drama-mystery Stalag 17 on Broadway, produced by play's original producer, Michael Abbott. Lee has never directed for the stage and, according to the NYT, can't remember the last play he attended.
Paris Hilton may go to jail for violating the terms of her probation after September's drunk-driving arrest. Chris Rock's marriage may or may not be on shaky ground. Jets owner Woody Johnson can invite his sister or his daughter to his birthday party, but not both. (They hate each other.) Jay-Z and Beyoncé are still together, despite the fact that he didn't walk the red carpet with her at the Oscars. Meatpacking haunts R&R and Double Seven are being shuttered, but a rustic lounge called Retreat is opening. Justin Timberlake is opening a southern restaurant on the Upper East Side. (You can read more about it at Grub Street.) Fellow pregnant dumpees Bridget Moynahan and Mary Louise Parker had breakfast. Taki Theodoracopulos and Dominick Dunne have both made enemies on the party-writing circuit.
FINANCE • A group led by Kohlberg Kravis is taking energy giant TXU private for $45 billion, besting the Blackstone record by $6 billion. But can Kravis beat Schwarzman's party? [NYT] • Gary Crittenden named Citigroup CFO. Job description: Fix CEO Charles Prince's mistakes. [NYT] • Goldman media banker Sebastian Grigg may defect to Credit Suisse. [DealBook/NYT]
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