If we do, it'll be a rescue dog, natch.
Raw-tailer One Lucky Duck has launched a pets department.
Enjoy a photo of Dov posing with an actual dog.
And the dog starts playing the guitar.
Is this a surprise, really?
Oh NO. No they DIDN'T. Oh yes they did. Oh YES they DID!
Do they look alike? Why yes, yes they do.
Cuteness abounded, and nobody botched any lyrics.
"I build a house! What a silly question."
This story has a happy ending.
Those Nazis were some weird dudes.
He's still kind of mad at President Obama though.
Probably one of the top five worst things you'll read about in your life.
For humans, the annual Halloween Dog Parade is a day of joy. For the dogs, it is something different.
Marco Maccioni lets his mutt dine at the bar, but what about yours?
"A prostitute offered me a job!"