Here's the truth about Luke Evans: His face is every other British face put together.
Or, Rashomon Goes to Montauk.
He's back, "taking work from honest, hardworking Americans."
And featuring Helena Bonham Carter and Dominic West.
In Burton and Taylor. It's British.
Take that, Liz & Dick.
The second season of the excellent drama gives you more of the same, but different.
The Wire's Dominic West stars alongside Rebecca Hall in this twenties-England-set ghost tale.
Sofia Vergara making her Modern Family character look restrained, Nicole Kidman giving the stinkeye, and many many more glimpses of the audience.
Is Dominic West better as McNulty, or as a serial killer?
Dolores Umbridge is there, too.
Mostly critics just want people to stop comparing them.
"Just because you're one of them, don't act like them."
With new movies from Stringer Bell and Jimmy McNulty out this weekend, we take a look at the rest of the cast's post-'Wire' activities.
Neil Marshall's head-choppy new film.