Hmmm. Well, we guess that's okay.
Guess he'll just have to sleep in the Donald's bed, then.
You would NOT BELIEVE the kind of money people are willing to pay for photographs of Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner's wedding.
The date is October 25, three months after their engagement.
We don't believe it for a second.
See what Bee Shaffer, Sienna Miller, Zac Posen, P. Diddy, and many more wore last night.
"I thought it was adorable," quoth the Donald.
Also, Elle Macpherson wore a dress by Victoria Beckham on the set of her new CW show.
Kanye West, however, is fine with being compared to Michael Jackson. Plus, Jude Law's baby mama revealed, and more, in our daily gossip roundup.
A judge dismissed his claim against 'Trump Nation' author Tim O'Brien.
Apparently pseudo-lieutenant-governor Richard Ravitch did something to upset his dad 40 years ago.
Who knew that was required? Also, Robert Plant gets knighted, and more celebrity transitions, in our daily gossip wrap-up.
It's understandable: They both have hot abs, but Sean can discuss shoes! More celebrity hookups, breakups, and breakdowns in our daily gossip roundup.
Plus: Andy Samberg reveals the casting process for the moms in the "Motherlover" digital short.
Check out our slideshow of what everyone is wearing.
We can only hope this means Jim J. Bullock will be returning to television soon!
But hopefully not with food in their mouths. Plus, Michael Lewis has a small penis, and other gossip in our daily roundup.