Seeing a Rat Inside a Dr Pepper Bottle Is More Effective Than a Soda Tax
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A famous bakery owner is at the center of new federal immigration tactics, while a legendary cop is caught with produce.
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The sample was provided "by a member of the album's production team who has assured us that these few seconds of sound were obtained legitimately."
By Lane BrownBlogger Who Leaked Chinese Democracy Sentenced to Two Months of Home Confinement
Which would be a far better punishment if we believed the blogger in question ever left his home anyway.
By Lane BrownTed Lee: Dr Pepper Ribs Are Highbrow Brilliant
Plus, Ryan Skeen clarifies his stance on the ribs.
By Daniel MaurerDr Pepper Ribs: Lowbrow Despicable or Lowbrow Brilliant?
Josh Ozersky says ribs should never be braised; Ryan Skeen (?) has something to say about that.
By Daniel MaurerDufresne Tries His Hand With Top Chef’s Fave Ingredient
Dr Pepper!
By Daniel MaurerDr. Dre Shills, Unveils Detox
Hear the first beats from 'Detox' while being advertised to!
By Lane BrownBurger King Signs Movie Deal; Chuck Schumer Loves Syrup
Plus: Recipe sites thrive, and Dunkin' Donuts slashes prices, all in our morning news roundup.
By Leila Cohan-MiccioCan You Guess Who Sponsored 90210 Last Night?
Get your Encyclopedia Brown on, people!
By Mark GrahamAxl Rose Now Basically Just an Internet Troll
After being missing for the better part of these past fifteen years, cornrowed recluse Axl Rose has finally turned up — on the Internet!
By Lane Brown‘Chinese Democracy’ Finally Leaked for Real!
We guess this means Axl actually has to release this thing now!
By Lane BrownHow Many More Years Would Axl Have Had to Work for a Fifth Star From ‘Rolling Stone’?
This is definitive proof that hard work never pays off.
By Lane BrownDr. Pepper Announces Lame Details of Its ‘Chinese Democracy’ Promotion
There was a time when our nation could believe in a soda company's solemn promise to deliver a free can of its beverage to every man, woman, and child in America.
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