U.S. Navy Could Fight Pirates With Lasaaarrrrs
Lasers.READ MORE »
Lasers.READ MORE »
And their "mother ship"!READ MORE »
The couple had been cruising the world on a yacht.READ MORE »
Seriously though, he's going to be in prison for decades.READ MORE »
Even though nobody was paying attention to them.READ MORE »
Whoo!READ MORE »
Abdiwali Muse apologizes and pleads guilty.READ MORE »
The pirate, who has displayed a range of emotions since his arrest for the hijacking of the Maersk 'Alabama,' has leveled out.READ MORE »
"Ransom me once, shame on you. Ransom me twice, shame on me," says the container ship.READ MORE »
The Navy is investigating whether its own sniper team engaged in a little piracy themselves.READ MORE »
Abduwali Abdukhadir Muse, the lone survivor of the group of Somali pirates that attempted to hijack the Maersk Alabama last month, pleaded not guilty today. And he had some other things to say, too.READ MORE »
Remember the whole pirate thing? No? Maybe a little?READ MORE »
"They hit my room, man, blew up my bed!"READ MORE »
His employers should have supplied his crewmates and him with guns, obviously.READ MORE »
But will it be enough if Somalia doesn't have access to better swashbuckling weapons?READ MORE »
We talk to an expert about what's going to happen to New York's most smiley new buccaneer.READ MORE »
What the hell, let's just try him as an adult, then.READ MORE »
It's like he finally realized what a rotten situation this is.READ MORE »
The teenage Somali pirate who survived his own crew's attack on the Maersk Alabama arrived in New York last night.READ MORE »
The American ship crew that famously survived a pirate attack finally made it home last night, and they made no secret about what they were up to.READ MORE »
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