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Drunks

  1. the kavanaugh hearings
    Brett Kavanaugh Wrote a Note in 1983 Calling Himself an ‘Obnoxious Drunk’“Warn the neighbors that we’re loud, obnoxious drunks with prolific pukers among us.”
  2. jerk moves
    Your Appalling Drunken Behavior Might Be GeneticAn exciting new excuse for dancing on tables.
  3. science
    Getting Drunk at Brunch No Longer a Characteristic of Hipsters AloneChimps in Guinea drink all day and then take naps.
  4. animals they're just like us
    Like Your Main Girls, Birds Slur When They’re DrunkScientists in Oregon got some birds tipsy, had them sing. 
  5. jennifer lawrence is real
    Jennifer Lawrence Got So Drunk and Vomited at an Oscar After-Party Unfortunately, it was at Madonna’s party. 
  6. taxi!
    Weirdest Carjacking Ever Is Strangely SuccessfulWorld’s worst cab fare still at large.
  7. st patrick's day
    The Best of the Worst of St. Patrick’s DayBinge drinking time is over; binge video-watching time begins.
  8. A Funny Thing: Nicole Byer Swears She Isn’t DirtyOur story this week: Nicole Byer, she of the Bushmills, she of the floor-pizza, takes us on a charming tour of the mind and predilections of […]
  9. bad neighbors
    L.E.S. Group Wants State Help to Halt DrunksHow many bars is too many?
  10. Keeping Your Composure
    Haute Hurling: How the Country’s Best Servers Handle Dining-Room DisastersTop staffers spill their guts.
  11. Hangover Cures
    Genius Vegas Doctor Launches Hangover-Cure-on-WheelsNo doubt marriage annulment will be the next service to go mobile.
  12. Booze You Can Use
    Boston, America’s Drunkest City: A Source of Pride or Shame?Boston’s St. Patrick’s Day celebrations included public urination and parades.
  13. Sounds Nice in Theory
    Can Valets Keep Restaurant-Goers From Driving Drunk?Probably not without a fight.
  14. Mediavore
    More News Leaks from Maine’s Favorite Topless Coffee Shop; Friendly’s Sold,Plus drunk cities and more, all in our morning news round-up.
  15. Mediavore
    Designated Driving Services Delivers Two Sober Drivers For Every Drunk; ObesityPlus: storing beer in a toilet tank conserves water and keeps brewskis cold; and the machine gun-wielding crook that stuck up a froyo shop in the burbs was actually a kid with a BB gun, all in our morning news roundup.
  16. Mediavore
    Parx Is Pennsylvania’s Only Casino With Child Abandonment Issues; A Fish aPlus: Five Guys is one growing U.S. restaurant chain; and it turns out that drunkenness and how to get there is different for every person, all in our morning news roundup.
  17. the third terminator
    Mayor Bloomberg Didn’t Mean to Offend Anybody, It’s Just That Most Irish People He Sees Are DrunksOh, Mr. Mayor.
  18. friends
    Bono and Swizz Beatz, BFFWe have photographic proof.
  19. ink-stained wretches
    Gay Talese: Being a Drunk Maybe Doesn’t Help You Be a WriterWe’ll never believe it!
  20. the sports section
    Hank Steinbrenner ‘100 Percent Behind’ Joba ChamberlainAfter Joba’s drunk-driving arrest and subsequent apology, Steinbrenner stands behind him and calls the young pitcher ‘family.’
  21. in other news
    LuAnn de Lesseps Gets ‘Real’ Trashy at Friend’s WeddingThe Bravo countess got really messy in public, and everybody’s talking about it.
  22. in other news
    Vito Fossella Adds ‘Mystery Woman’ to His List of ProblemsThe New York congressman called a blonde female friend the night of his drunk-driving arrest last week instead of a family member or nearby co-worker, raising eyebrows.
  23. intel
    It’s New Year’s Eve. Run for Your Life.Well, folks, we were back for a moment, and now we’re gone again. But never fear, Daily Intel will return with a vengeance on Wednesday (and for good. We have no vacation written into our contracts — we just had to stop last week because our fingers, and souls, were bleeding). Since we know you’ve probably already left work and are going on to whatever horror you’ve got planned for this evening, we’re going to leave you with a bunch of heartfelt wishes for New Year’s Eve. While we would normally recommend getting the hell out of the city on this wretched night, we know you all, like us, are still here, and that you, like us, still allow yourself at your age to be bullied by some latent high-school-era belief that tonight should be the most fun night you have this year, and not only that, but the most fun night of your entire life thus far! We sure hope you won’t be disappointed! Here’s to that! And along with that we’d like to bestow upon you the following well-intentioned toasts… May you… • Know more than eight other people at the giant open-bar party that you paid $200 to get into. • Be so entertained by friends and merriment that you don’t have to watch any New Year’s Eve special on any major network, including MTV because God help you if you do. • Not have to give a midnight kiss to that only semi-cute person you were sandbagging at the beginning of the evening in case no one hotter came around.