Last Night on Late Night: Robert Pattinson Is a Homeless Hoarder

Plus, beard terrorist Will Ferrell strikes again, on our regular late-night roundup.

Dubai: Bowed, But Not Broken

Dubai has stabilized, but they probably won't be building any luxury underwater resorts anytime soon.

United Arab Emirates Bans Paper for Running Funny Photoshop

How seriously can we take Dubai if they pout about an everyday News Corp. Photoshop of their leader?

‘Top Chef’ I.D.?; Balducci’s to Open in Dubai

Spitzer's Corner gets busted, kids' meals are fatty, Gordon Ramsay's attacked, and more, in our morning news roundup.

Cavalli Reveals Details — and a Mock-up! — of His First Nightclub

And it looks like the most fabulous animal-printed place on Earth.

Karl Lagerfeld to Design Homes on Dubai’s Fashion Island

He's the first big name to sign on to design "limited edition homes" for Dubai's fashion island. Yes, it's a real place.

Mamie Gummer Lands a Campaign; Gianfranco Ferré Dives Into Real Estate

Gummer replaces Charlotte Gainsbourg for Gérard Darel, get a peek at Richard Chai's Target collection, and Fendi showed wedges for men for spring.

Dave Chappelle’s Next Block Party in Dubai?

Will the Roots perform with a 60-piece orchestra on the Arabian peninsula?

What the Stylist–cum–Jewel Thief Derek Khan Taught Us About Dubai

Since the papers won't shut up about Dubai's booming luxury market, we have to wonder what it's like. As it turns out, it's the type of town that openly celebrates a stylist-cum-criminal.

Brett Ratner Finally Talks His Way Into the Playboy Mansion