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Dumb Things

  1. Creepy Clowns Are Still Terrifying People Across the SouthA Kentucky man in a clown costume was arrested for lurking near an apartment complex at 1 a.m.
  2. All the Dumb Things Naz Does in The Night Of (So Far)Dear sweet, merciful Jesus.
  3. Trump Still Says He Saw Muslims Celebrate 9/11Why not?
  4. Famous Hair-Haver Donald Trump Speculates About Hillary Clinton’s ‘Wig’A strange choice.
  5. College Football Fans Suggest Alabama ‘Finish What Katrina Started’ Against LSUFlood their homes and drown their families!” apparently wouldn’t fit on the banner.
  6. Pizza Rat Just Got Slightly Sexier Happy Halloween.
  7. White Guy Who ‘Settled’ Brooklyn Discusses His ‘Street Cred’Also, he’s “embarrassed.”
  8. Drones Not Limiting Themselves to One NYC-Area Airport Less than a week after several sightings at JFK, the FAA is investigating one at Newark.
  9. Rick Perry Wants to Make Sure That America’s Moviegoers Are Armed to the Teeth In the wake of yet another mass shooting.
  10. Giuliani Still Saying Obama Doesn’t Love America(Supposed) death threats be damned.
  11. D’Souza Honors MLK With ‘Interesting Parallel’ AN INTERESTING PARALLEL …”
  12. St. Louis PD Writes Facebook Post on Tamir RiceWhy?
  13. Woman Who Told Obama Girls to ‘Show a Little Class’ Isn’t a GOP Staffer AnymoreThis was sort of inevitable.
  14. GOP Staffer Sorry for Telling Obama Girls to ‘Show a Little Class’Elizabeth Lauten didn’t appreciate Malia and Sasha’s “bar” attire.
  15. Rudy Giuliani: Forget About Mike Brown; Let’s Talk About Black-on-Black CrimeThe white police officers wouldn’t be there if you weren’t killing each other.”
  16. Paper Apologizes for Racist Immigration CartoonSomeone seems to have forgotten what the holiday is all about.
  17. The Westboro Baptist Church Attempts to Troll New York CityIt’s not really working. 
  18. New Jersey Teens Won’t Stop Setting Themselves on FireLike the Ice Bucket Challenge, but way more stupid.
  19. Drunk Woman Tried to Drive Unmarked Police Car With Cops InsideOops. 
  20. Sarah Palin Still Parodying Herself Up in AlaskaShe blamed a recent speeding ticket on a Sammy Hagar song.
  21. Driver Causes Crash by Holding His Breath in a TunnelProving the dumb superstition brings very bad luck.
  22. Fox News Host: ‘Redskins’ Isn’t OffensiveIn fact, the slur is now a “term of respect.”
  23. Selfie-Sending iPhone Thieves ArrestedThey asked for it.
  24. Geraldo Rivera Caught Pretending That Fox Business Hosts Are Regular PeopleHis camera crew interviewed Charlie Gasparino and Lori Rothman for a segment.
  25. NYPD Detective Who Shot His Partner Had Been Drinking a LotAs had the other guy.
  26. Drunk NYPD Officer Accidentally Shot His Partner Whoops.
  27. Van Susteren Applauds CNN’s Airplane Coverage Brave.
  28. Megyn Kelly Won’t Say Fort Hood Shooter’s NameUseful.
  29. King: Gays Can Trap People Into Discrimination Plus: Homosexuality is a “self-professed behavior.”
  30. R.I.P., Flappy Bird: 2013-2014The smartphone game had a moment, and now it’s gone.
  31. Hidden-Cam Pranksters Pretending to Be Cops Busted by Actual CopsCool prank. 
  32. Kidd Pleads Not Guilty to DWI Despite EverythingHe slammed into a telephone pole on Sunday morning.
  33. Law Firms Hire Pretty Female Employees Because They Feel It Will ‘Reflect Well on Their Firm’Of course that’s why.
  34. Breaking: Smart Women No Longer Doomed to Life of SpinsterhoodUnless they are horrible.
  35. If We Were Friends With John Paulson, Part VIIThe conversation we might have had with rock-star hedge-funder John Paulson over Instant Messenger today, if we were, like, bros.
  36. Gwyneth Paltrow Just Loves Katie Lee Joel and Her Husband, ‘William’In the latest installment of her newsletter, Goop, Gwyneth reveals that she recently made the acquaintance of a wonderful couple.
  37. At Last, a Way to Smash Bernie’s BallsA new toy for those scammed by the Ponz.