Justin Bieber is not gay, everyone.
E! is also developing a drama based on The Prince and the Pauper.
And reduce interviewers to hysterical laughter.
ANTM is the only show that's ever stood a chance in this genre, and the premiere of Scouted probably won't change that.
To what extent remains unclear.
The Kardashians are not involved
The Girls Education and Mentoring Services is upset that it causes viewers to "laugh at [streetwalkers] and their 'tacky, trashy clothing.'"
Which is actually no small feat.
'Married to Rock' a.k.a. The Real Housewives of Rock.
Brides compete for plastic surgery; it's called 'Bridalplasty.'
Plus: Joan Rivers returns home!
Happy holidays, everyone!!!!!
On E!'s upcoming Seacrest-produced 'Bank of Hollywood,' a "celebrity panel" will dole out "their own money" to regular cash-strapped people.
Plus: These 'Candy Girls' would make New Edition blush.
Eliot Spitzer's pross could soon be coming into your living room nightly.
Plus: A hip-hop 'Emma' is coming to the screen, Leslie Mann escapes the Apatow Comedy-Industrial Complex, and 'Brigadoon' is headed to Broadway.