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Silver linings (or at least something to dull the pain).
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“Mr. President, don’t touch my girlfriend.”
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America in 2014 (in Colorado).
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The 84-year-old is definitely a New Yorker.
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Charlie Rangel May Be a Rogue, But He’s an Indomitable One
Even at age 84, he just wanted it more.
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The first president to visit the Hall of Fame while in office, ever.
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His actual testimony was more serious, about Alzheimer's.
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"He is a laughing stock to everybody but him."
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In response to a "We the People" petition.
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"Isn't that what your scale says every night?"
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She was wearing a pair this morning.
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He's a consummate fund-raiser host.
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This race is going to be awesome.
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"That’s not what I’m here to talk about."
READ MORE »Obama Slipped a Nate Silver Joke and a Romney Jab Into His Turkey Pardon
Obama says he has "one more gift to give."
READ MORE »Joe Biden Was on Carmen Sandiego in 1993 for Some Reason
He called Special Agent Greg to let him know he won a crappy award.
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Obama won Florida. Scarborough lost his bet. Now he has to grow a 'stache.
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Bronco Obama, you are a monster.
READ MORE »DNC Website Expertly Mocks Mitt Romney’s Elusive Tax Details
Head over to RomneyTaxPlan.com for a laugh.
READ MORE »Jennifer Granholm Has Discovered Some Amazing New Street Drug Called ‘Democracy’
This explains her DNC speech.
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