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Early And Awesome

  1. legalize it
    The Other Big Winner Last Night Was Legal WeedSilver linings (or at least something to dull the pain).
    By Joe Coscarelli
  2. early and awesome
    Obama Brushes Off Jealous Boyfriend With Cool Banter“Mr. President, don’t touch my girlfriend.”
    By Joe Coscarelli
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    Denver Bro Asks Obama to Smoke Weed, Gets a Laugh, Posts to InstagramAmerica in 2014 (in Colorado).
    By Joe Coscarelli
  4. early and awesome
    Charlie Rangel Talking With His Hands: A RetrospectiveThe 84-year-old is definitely a New Yorker.
    By Joe Coscarelli and Jed Egan
  5. city politic
    Charlie Rangel May Be a Rogue, But He’s an Indomitable One Even at age 84, he just wanted it more.
    By Chris Smith
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    Obama Visits Cooperstown, Makes Baseball HistoryThe first president to visit the Hall of Fame while in office, ever.
    By Joe Coscarelli
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    Seth Rogen Made a House of Cards Joke at a Senate Hearing (Also, Weed)His actual testimony was more serious, about Alzheimer’s.
    By Joe Coscarelli
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    Harry Reid Offers Compliment to Ted Cruz, and Also About Nine Insults“He is a laughing stock to everybody but him.”
    By Dan Amira
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    The White House Made a Westboro Baptist Church Hate GIFIn response to a “We the People” petition.
    By Margaret Hartmann
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    Christie Slow Jams, Puts Up With Fat Jokes“Isn’t that what your scale says every night?”
    By Dan Amira
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    8 Things Michele Bachmann Is Saying to Her Google GlassShe was wearing a pair this morning. 
    By Dan Amira
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    Stephen Colbert Campaigns Hard For His SisterHe’s a consummate fund-raiser host.
    By Adam Martin
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    Stephen Colbert’s Sister Running for Same Congressional Seat As Mark SanfordThis race is going to be awesome.
    By Dan Amira
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    Ben Affleck Running for Senate, Probably“That’s not what I’m here to talk about.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Obama Slipped a Nate Silver Joke and a Romney Jab Into His Turkey PardonObama says he has “one more gift to give.”
    By Margaret Hartmann
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    Joe Biden Was on Carmen Sandiego in 1993 for Some ReasonHe called Special Agent Greg to let him know he won a crappy award.
    By Dan Amira
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    What Joe Scarborough Would Look Like With Ten Famous MustachesObama won Florida. Scarborough lost his bet. Now he has to grow a ‘stache.
    By Dan Amira
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    Presidential Campaign Makes Little Girl CryBronco Obama, you are a monster. 
    By Dan Amira
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    DNC Website Expertly Mocks Mitt Romney’s Elusive Tax DetailsHead over to RomneyTaxPlan.com for a laugh.
    By Dan Amira
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    Jennifer Granholm Has Discovered Some Amazing New Street Drug Called ‘Democracy’This explains her DNC speech.
    By Dan Amira
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    Where to Watch Wednesday’s Presidential Debate The best places to catch the debate and a drink, no matter where you are.
    By Chris Cohen, Luke Darby, and Julie Ma
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    This ‘99 Problems’ Obama Remix Is Better Than the Original“I got 99 problems, but Mitt ain’t one.”
    By Dan Amira
  27. bon mots
    Barack Obama and Jay-Z Have Some Things in CommonDaughters and awesome wives.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  28. early and awesome
    Watch an Obama Bobblehead Travel Into SpaceIt is eerie and beautiful.
    By Dan Amira
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    Mitt Romney May Hate Dogs, But He Loves FerretsHe knows, because he saved a ferret from a dishwasher one time. Or he just made it up.
    By Dan Amira
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    Mitt Romney Is Elvis (to Certain Orthodox Jews)A group of Orthodox Jews at a wedding party went nuts for Mitt Romney today. 
    By Dan Amira
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    ‘Mitt Romney, a Hero in My Mind’ Is Just the Latest Tepid Romney EndorsementA great song by a crazy man.
    By Dan Amira
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    John McCain Wants Michele Bachmann and Her Islamophobia Off His LawnBachmann has accused Huma Abedin of being a spy for the Muslim Brotherhood.
    By Dan Amira
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    If Random Bursts of Organ Music Were Part of Every SpeechA funny video.
    By Dan Amira
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    The ‘Harry Reid’ and Eight Other Politicians Who Should Also Be Sex MovesRick Santorum isn’t the only one with a sexual nickname. 
    By Dan Amira
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    Senator Patrick Leahy to Appear in Dark Knight Rises, Because Why Not?Will he be intimated by thugs?
    By Dan Amira
  38. early and awesome
    Jon Gosselin Endorses Michael Jackson’s RabbiHint: It involves Jon Gosselin.
    By Dan Amira
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    E-mail From Obama Campaign Manager Jim Messina, or Song by Musician Jim Messina?This ‘Mother Jones’ quiz is pretty hard. 
    By Dan Amira
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    South Dakota’s Jeff Barth on His Viral Campaign Ad, Riding Animals, and Chess“I actually want to talk to my creative guy about maybe doing something in a canoe.”
    By Dan Amira
  41. early and awesome
    Here Is a Line of Butt Plugs Representing the GOP Primary PollsEach candidate has its own shape.
    By Dan Amira
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    Beth Tropinka on George Clooney’s Obama BashShe owes it all to … Rick Santorum?
    By Dan Amira
  43. early and awesome
    This Man Beat President Obama in Ten West Virginia CountiesBehold, the glory of Keith Judd.
    By Dan Amira
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    President Obama Growling for 30 Seconds [Update: Rest In Peace, Maurice Sendak]The author died today at the age of 83.
    By Dan Amira
  45. early and awesome
    Alec Baldwin Regains His Appetite … for political office.
    By Dan Amira
  46. early and awesome
    How the 1912 Titanic Disaster Shaped the 2013 Mayoral RaceChristine Quinn’s grandmother was onboard!
    By Dan Amira
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    Mexican Warlock Predicts Obama Will LoseShould we even have the election anymore?
    By Dan Amira
  50. early and awesome
    Ron Paul Is Going to Leave a Watermelon Pineapple Treasure Inside of Liam NeesonJust kidding! It’s only Bad Lip Reading.
    By Dan Amira
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    Rick Santorum Is One of the Many People Who Find Newt Gingrich Incredibly BoringHe was caught watching college football during a Newt Gingrich speech.
    By Dan Amira
  52. early and awesome
    Two People Named Barack Have Contributed to the Obama Reelection EffortYou can learn all kinds of useless facts at this website devoted to Obama’s first 1,000,000 donors.
    By Dan Amira
  53. early and awesome
    Gary Johnson Holds an Online Town Hall With Pagan Media Outlets“This whole campaign is about talking to anyone who will listen.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Rick Perry Will Let You Borrow His Kwanzaa CDsBad Lip Reading produces internet gold.
    By Dan Amira
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    Fellating a Reindeer Dildo Nose Worked Out Okay in the End for Krystal BallIt got her a job on MSNBC.
    By Dan Amira
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    Iowa Congressman Fights Off Intruder With the Help of the Second AmendmentLeonard Boswell and a shotgun defeat an armed intruder.
    By Dan Amira
  57. early and awesome
    California Assembly Passes Bill Requiring Gay History’s Inclusion in TextbooksIt’s now in the hands of Jerry Brown.
    By Mike Vilensky
  58. early and awesome
    Stephen Colbert Has a PAC NowWhat does this mean?
    By Dan Amira
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