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Early And Awesome

  1. legalize it
    The Other Big Winner Last Night Was Legal WeedSilver linings (or at least something to dull the pain).
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    Obama Brushes Off Jealous Boyfriend With Cool Banter“Mr. President, don’t touch my girlfriend.”
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    Denver Bro Asks Obama to Smoke Weed, Gets a Laugh, Posts to InstagramAmerica in 2014 (in Colorado).
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    Charlie Rangel Talking With His Hands: A RetrospectiveThe 84-year-old is definitely a New Yorker.
  5. city politic
    Charlie Rangel May Be a Rogue, But He’s an Indomitable One Even at age 84, he just wanted it more.
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    Obama Visits Cooperstown, Makes Baseball HistoryThe first president to visit the Hall of Fame while in office, ever.
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    Seth Rogen Made a House of Cards Joke at a Senate Hearing (Also, Weed)His actual testimony was more serious, about Alzheimer’s.
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    Harry Reid Offers Compliment to Ted Cruz, and Also About Nine Insults“He is a laughing stock to everybody but him.”
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    The White House Made a Westboro Baptist Church Hate GIFIn response to a “We the People” petition.
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    Christie Slow Jams, Puts Up With Fat Jokes“Isn’t that what your scale says every night?”
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    8 Things Michele Bachmann Is Saying to Her Google GlassShe was wearing a pair this morning. 
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    Stephen Colbert Campaigns Hard For His SisterHe’s a consummate fund-raiser host.
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    Stephen Colbert’s Sister Running for Same Congressional Seat As Mark SanfordThis race is going to be awesome.
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    Ben Affleck Running for Senate, Probably“That’s not what I’m here to talk about.”
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    Obama Slipped a Nate Silver Joke and a Romney Jab Into His Turkey PardonObama says he has “one more gift to give.”
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    Joe Biden Was on Carmen Sandiego in 1993 for Some ReasonHe called Special Agent Greg to let him know he won a crappy award.
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    What Joe Scarborough Would Look Like With Ten Famous MustachesObama won Florida. Scarborough lost his bet. Now he has to grow a ‘stache.
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    Presidential Campaign Makes Little Girl CryBronco Obama, you are a monster. 
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    DNC Website Expertly Mocks Mitt Romney’s Elusive Tax DetailsHead over to RomneyTaxPlan.com for a laugh.
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    Jennifer Granholm Has Discovered Some Amazing New Street Drug Called ‘Democracy’This explains her DNC speech.
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    Where to Watch Wednesday’s Presidential Debate The best places to catch the debate and a drink, no matter where you are.
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    This ‘99 Problems’ Obama Remix Is Better Than the Original“I got 99 problems, but Mitt ain’t one.”
  27. bon mots
    Barack Obama and Jay-Z Have Some Things in CommonDaughters and awesome wives.
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    Watch an Obama Bobblehead Travel Into SpaceIt is eerie and beautiful.
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    Mitt Romney May Hate Dogs, But He Loves FerretsHe knows, because he saved a ferret from a dishwasher one time. Or he just made it up.
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    Mitt Romney Is Elvis (to Certain Orthodox Jews)A group of Orthodox Jews at a wedding party went nuts for Mitt Romney today. 
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    ‘Mitt Romney, a Hero in My Mind’ Is Just the Latest Tepid Romney EndorsementA great song by a crazy man.
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    John McCain Wants Michele Bachmann and Her Islamophobia Off His LawnBachmann has accused Huma Abedin of being a spy for the Muslim Brotherhood.
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    If Random Bursts of Organ Music Were Part of Every SpeechA funny video.
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    The ‘Harry Reid’ and Eight Other Politicians Who Should Also Be Sex MovesRick Santorum isn’t the only one with a sexual nickname. 
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    Senator Patrick Leahy to Appear in Dark Knight Rises, Because Why Not?Will he be intimated by thugs?
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    Jon Gosselin Endorses Michael Jackson’s RabbiHint: It involves Jon Gosselin.
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    E-mail From Obama Campaign Manager Jim Messina, or Song by Musician Jim Messina?This ‘Mother Jones’ quiz is pretty hard. 
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    South Dakota’s Jeff Barth on His Viral Campaign Ad, Riding Animals, and Chess“I actually want to talk to my creative guy about maybe doing something in a canoe.”
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    Here Is a Line of Butt Plugs Representing the GOP Primary PollsEach candidate has its own shape.
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    Beth Tropinka on George Clooney’s Obama BashShe owes it all to … Rick Santorum?
  43. early and awesome
    This Man Beat President Obama in Ten West Virginia CountiesBehold, the glory of Keith Judd.
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    President Obama Growling for 30 Seconds [Update: Rest In Peace, Maurice Sendak]The author died today at the age of 83.
  45. early and awesome
    Alec Baldwin Regains His Appetite … for political office.
  46. early and awesome
    How the 1912 Titanic Disaster Shaped the 2013 Mayoral RaceChristine Quinn’s grandmother was onboard!
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    Mexican Warlock Predicts Obama Will LoseShould we even have the election anymore?
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    Ron Paul Is Going to Leave a Watermelon Pineapple Treasure Inside of Liam NeesonJust kidding! It’s only Bad Lip Reading.
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    Rick Santorum Is One of the Many People Who Find Newt Gingrich Incredibly BoringHe was caught watching college football during a Newt Gingrich speech.
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    Two People Named Barack Have Contributed to the Obama Reelection EffortYou can learn all kinds of useless facts at this website devoted to Obama’s first 1,000,000 donors.
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    Gary Johnson Holds an Online Town Hall With Pagan Media Outlets“This whole campaign is about talking to anyone who will listen.”
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    Rick Perry Will Let You Borrow His Kwanzaa CDsBad Lip Reading produces internet gold.
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    Fellating a Reindeer Dildo Nose Worked Out Okay in the End for Krystal BallIt got her a job on MSNBC.
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    Iowa Congressman Fights Off Intruder With the Help of the Second AmendmentLeonard Boswell and a shotgun defeat an armed intruder.
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    California Assembly Passes Bill Requiring Gay History’s Inclusion in TextbooksIt’s now in the hands of Jerry Brown.
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    Stephen Colbert Has a PAC NowWhat does this mean?
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