To an immigrant from Lebanon.
Alex Sink's opponent watches as she gets a secret message.
The Buffalo 'News' endorsed his rival, Andrew Cuomo.
It's NOT the first option, though. It may be the second.
She was high-fiving her debate team? Really?
Salazar who? Which Markey? Argh!
It's an easy one to miss.
She thinks she might even be Asian?
We're going to keep our eye on this one.
Welcome to life, people.
Presumably this episode will also test the myth about Barack Obama's ability to perform miracles.
Bill embraces Jerry.
That's how they did it in the 1800s!
A candidate for Senate in West Virginia is not familiar with her real name.
He was a fan who wanted Obama to read his book.
Okay, so maybe it was more of a squeal than a whisper.
Sharia law has taken over Dearborn, Michigan, and a town in Texas that doesn't exist, Angle claims.
California gubernatorial candidate Jerry Brown has learned this the hard way.