Across from Ed Burns.
"I’m a bridge-and-tunnel kid, so the whole idea — the whole dream — was to get here. I’m not going back over the river, are you crazy?"
This isn't an April Fools' post, by the way.
In a new HBO show about being sad and middle-aged.
The supermodel answers our patented New York questionnaire.
As we meet them, the Marines are hanging around Camp Mathilda, indulging their homoerotic impulses and wondering when they’ll get to invade Iraq.
Also, Lindsay Lohan called Samantha Ronson her "girlfriend," James Frey will appear at Sotheby's, and Bethenny Frankel is pissing off Bravo!