Right before Undeclared was canceled in 2002, creator Judd Apatow sent a Fox executive a note saying, "I don't understand how you can [bleep] me in the [bleep] when your [bleep] is still in me from last time." Christian media-watchdog group Renaissance complained that the female anchors on Fox News wear really short skirts. While taping 30 Rock recently, Tracy Morgan didn't know his lines, didn't listen to the director, and got into arguments with cast members on set. Stifler from American Pie and Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite sent out an invitation for their joint birthday party at Room Service to a bunch of modeling agencies. Famed British chef Fergus Henderson is cooking at the Spotted Pig tomorrow. Penélope Cruz and new man Javier Bardem acted "touchy-feely" at the New York Film Festival.
Following last night's screening of Ang Lee's NC-17 Lust, Caution at the Sunshine Cinema, many of the celebs in the crowd seemed cowed by the intensity, violence, and explicitness of the film's sex scenes.
David Chase is "heartbroken" that James Gandolfini, Edie Falco, et al didn't win Emmy; Bill Maher isn't sad he lost for the nineteenth time. Naomi Campbell told the Blacks in Fashion panel last week that she's repeatedly been refused the cover of British Vogue, despite the fact that she's posed eight times. Rosie O'Donnell declined to hawk her book on Oprah, instead opting for a Diane Sawyer interview. Brad Pitt and Angelia Jolie drop off and pick up Maddox at the Upper East Side's Lycée Français themselves. Marilyn Manson didn't carry girlfriend Rachel Evan Woods's luggage as the two strode through JFK. Judith Giuliani went shopping for Manolos at Bergdorf Goodman. Michael Jackson is allegedly holed up in a fancy midtown hotel and has left only once to take part in a photo shoot.