So he hasn't read a novel in three decades.
"I am so tired of the personal attacks and I've answered all those questions."
The latest is about his wife.
A mostly superficial, vaguely amusing cheat sheet!
The Post claims she's "had enough."
The margin of error is out to get him in a post-Weiner poll.
He took the liberty of shortening a Times headline.
And is it time to bring out Silda?
But he doesn't actually apologize.
If only Anthony Weiner could have weighed in.
"We tend to have the eccentric. We tend to have the entertaining."
But it isn't too late to waste your money.
Just his federal 1040.
Silda Wall Spitzer would "probably rather he didn’t" run.
His e-book is a collection of amazing brilliance.