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Sure, the Spitzer campaign heard he was a "hard partier." Problem was, they didn't know what that meant.
Constantine offers potential diagnosis for Spitzer's behavior.
Come on, dude, it's officially two months after we were supposed to have forgotten your name. Give us something, or it's all over.
David Paterson should be very afraid.
Plus Eliot Spitzer on Colbert on our regular late-night roundup.
But he kind of does anyway.
Like whether Spitzer is still talking to him, for example.
And by fierce, we mean check out girlfriend's DRESS.
The love gov is "strongly considering" running for comptroller, and Governor Paterson likes the idea.
In an 'Interview' piece, the former governor goes after his most recent nemesis.
Some people — well, so far just his former madam — think this is too much.
Have you heard the one about the former governor and the prostitute?
And more celebrity doings, in our daily gossip roundup.