Unless it's in her rib.
We interviewed the man who interviewed the fallen governor.
"Those whom the gods would destroy, they make all powerful."
Spitzer: "The only metaphor I can think of ... is Icarus."
"I think I was out of my mind."
There was something almost ... noble in his pursuit of illegal sex.
"No one says, 'Hey, when I grow up, I want to be an escort.' It's definitely not like something in the movies."
The mayor thinks the former governor should take it slow.
The megaflack all but admits it in the 'Times' today.
He and Hillary Clinton need to start a club or something.
Sure, the Spitzer campaign heard he was a "hard partier." Problem was, they didn't know what that meant.
Constantine offers potential diagnosis for Spitzer's behavior.
Come on, dude, it's officially two months after we were supposed to have forgotten your name. Give us something, or it's all over.
David Paterson should be very afraid.
Plus Eliot Spitzer on Colbert on our regular late-night roundup.
But he kind of does anyway.