"Do not eat the pancakes!"
"Let's not show this to Malia and Sasha."
We miss the nineties!
She also has a fear of spiders, which is ironic because ... well, you know.
Dance up on us, Ellie, dance up on us!
A hit and run-ana!
Important question: "Are we in Florida?"
A roundup of fascinating and totally unnecessary information about last night.
Sophia and Rosie for president!
"Nicki is a princess, Ellen is a queen." Preach, children!
Her emotional encounter with a sloth makes for the perfect mid-tempo jam from the "Auto-Tune the News" guys.
Yes, Howard, things are NUTS.
Plus, a song for Andrej Pejic, a shy young Claudia Schiffer, and more fashion news.
Because she's gay.
And the Oscar goes to ... Uggie! No? It doesn't? Well, can we change that?
Plus, Dior made some scented nail polishes.
Sleepdancing? It's real, and Casey Wilson enlightens you.