Plumber's crack is so last year.
But Ice-T is too cool to care.
After one season, Ellen's out.
The words are gentle, and they smell good.
It has a surprise in its pants!
Mighty quick turnaround on this one, Internet.
Even though she's a star in an industry with no other gay icons, Chely Wright's coming-out story feels sort of anticlimactic.
“I think Mr. Schuester is very cute.”
The Sutton family knows a lot about Ellen, except for Dad. Weird, weird Dad.
America's Sweetheart, along with all of the celebrities in today's gossip roundup, is ephemeral.
Plus, Lindsay Lohan has dumped cocaine for B12, and more celebrity relationship news, in our daily gossip roundup.
Oprah's ABC time slot remains vacant.
Degeneres proves able to criticize in her maiden voyage at the judges' table.
In which New Jersey city would you find the Newark Airport?
Surely this can't be right.
Plus: What does Ellen really think of Simon?