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Elon Musk

  1. satire
    That Long-Promised Elon Musk Comedy Site Is Finally Live. So How Is It?Remember when Elon Musk teamed up with some Onion writers to launch a new comedy project? Well, it’s here.
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    Tesla Says It Was Just Kidding, Stores to Remain OpenThe company is only closing 10 percent of its stores, despite a previous announcement.
  3. never tweet
    I Love That Elon Musk Can’t Stop Tweeting. The SEC Does Not.The most relatable thing about Elon Musk is his inability to stop tweeting despite the severe personal and professional harm it has caused him.
  4. youtube
    Problematic Tech Billionaire Teams Up With Problematic YouTube MillionairePewDiePie is trying to win a popularity contest, and it appears Elon Musk is lending a hand.
  5. technology
    Elon Musk Slashes Workforce, Says Road Ahead for Tesla Looks ‘Very Difficult’Musk announced he’s cutting seven percent of the company’s staff.
  6. wtf
    Grimes and Azealia Banks Subpoenaed in Elon Musk Tesla Tweet FiascoSocial media will be the downfall of us all.
  7. lawsuits
    Saga of Elon Musk and Azealia Banks Is Far From Over“I may be a lot of things but a liar is not one of them.”
  8. elon musk
    Elon Musk: Twitter Is Fake So It’s Okay to Call Someone a PedoElon Musk’s lawyers trot out a very odd defense in a defamation suit Musk is facing after tweeting that a British cave diver was a “pedo.”
  9. azealia banks
    Looks Like Azealia Banks Had Yet Another Cursed Interaction With a BillionaireIt involved the Twitter CEO’s beard hair, ISIS, and a protective amulet.
  10. business
    More Tesla Workers Want to Unionize, Despite Elon Musk’s Promises of Free Fro-YoTesla’s Buffalo plant is pushing to organize, though other workers have complained of anti-union coercion and intimidation at the company.
  11. tweets
    Elon Musk Is the Physical Embodiment of a Reddit PostHe does not respect the SEC, by the way.
  12. okay
    Elon Musk Admits He Doesn’t Know How to Smoke Weed“I have no idea how to smoke pot.”
  13. the top line
    Elon Musk and Tesla Want You to Know They Are Normal NowJust another auto company mass-producing a profitable car.
  14. pumpkin patch reunions
    Elon Musk and Grimes Took a Cursed Trip to a Pumpkin Patch with His 5 SonsGuess they’re still dating?
  15. pumpkin patch reunions
    Elon Musk and Grimes Took a Cursed Trip to a Pumpkin Patch with His 5 SonsGuess they’re still dating?
  16. deciem drama
    How Did the CEO Meltdown Become Ordinary?Why we couldn’t look away from Brandon Truaxe’s social-media collapse.
  17. news you can booze
    Elon Musk Warns He May Actually Release ‘Teslaquila’It’s reportedly “coming soon.”
  18. elon musk
    Elon Musk to Resign as Tesla Chairman, Pay SEC $20 Million Over TweetThe embattled entrepreneur will stay on as CEO, and may finally learn to stay off Twitter.
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    SEC Sues Elon Musk for FraudIt all started when Musk tweeted a pot joke that wasn’t entirely a joke.
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    4 Possible Futures for Elon Musk and TeslaDoes Tesla motor along? Does it get acquired? Will Elon serve jail time? We do some divination for America’s weirdest CEO.
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    Elon Musk Gets Sued for Calling Diver Who Rescued Cave-Trapped Boys a ‘Pedo’The billionaire tripled down on his speculation that the heroic diver was a pedophile and dared him to sue.
  22. 420 blaze it
    20 Things We Would Rather Watch Than Elon Musk Smoking Weed With Joe RoganThe video from The Ring, for one.
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    Tesla Stock Goes Up in Smoke As Two Executives DepartBut at least Elon seems to be having fun!
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    Elon Musk Smokes Weed, Talks Electric Planes on Joe Rogan’s PodcastBut it appears he did not inhale.
  25. unfounded accusations
    Elon Musk Doubled Down on Thai Cave Rescuer ‘Pedo’ AccusationHis email to a BuzzFeed News reporter claimed that Vernon Unsworth had a child bride.
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    Turns Out That ‘Pedo’ Diver’s Lawyer Did Contact Elon MuskThe latest drama from the world of the Tesla CEO.
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    Elon Musk Thinks It’s ‘Strange’ That Rescue Diver He Called a ‘Pedo’ Never SuedIt’s been over a month, but Musk is, once again, tweeting about the rescue diver he called a “pedo.”
  28. drama
    Now Azealia Banks Has Apologized to Elon MuskAfter gloating that she had “literally saved [him] from being eaten alive by a weird cannibalistic feminist pagan lesbian electronic music cult.”
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    Why Elon Musk Is Reading ‘The Waste Land’It’s not because he’s an Eliot scholar.
  30. reality is an illusion
    The Azealia Banks/Elon Musk/Grimes Drama Keeps Getting More DerangedNew claims about Musk’s “fake accent,” his big D, and “the invisible world.”
  31. the worst is yet to come
    Is This the End of Elon Musk and Grimes?They’ve unfollowed each other on social media. What could it mean?
  32. high maintenance
    Elon Musk Was Not ‘on Weed’ When He Set Tesla’s Stock Price at $420 Per Share“There’s a reason for the word ‘stoned.’ You just sit there like a stone on weed.”
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    What the Hell Is Going on With Azealia Banks and Elon MuskAn extremely 2018 drama delivered via Instagram Story.
  34. online drama
    Here’s Everything You Need to Know About Azealia Banks’s Feud With Elon MuskBanks claims that Elon Musk is a “beta male” who tweeted major business moves for Tesla while on acid.
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    Elon Musk Made a Weed Joke and Plunged Tesla Into ChaosA weed joke that moves markets.
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    Do Not Be Fooled by Twitter’s Excellent Elon Musk Impersonators“If you are rude to me i will put you in ze Hyperloop and send you into ze sun!”
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    Elon Musk Asks Sierra Club for Help Fixing His Public ImageMusk was recently revealed to have donated seven times more money to Republicans than Democrats.
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    Elon Musk Apologizes-ish to Rescue Diver He Called a ‘Pedo’Vern Unsworth called Musk’s rescue submarine a “PR stunt,” so Musk called him a pedophile on Twitter.
  39. drama
    Elon Musk Accuses Thai Cave Rescuer of Being a ‘Pedo’The rescuer is now considering suing.
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    Elon Musk’s Rescue Submarine Deemed ‘Not Practical’ for Saving Team in CaveAll 12 soccer players and their coach were rescued by a team of elite cave divers.
  41. niche drama
    Elon Musk Embroiled in Farting Unicorn DramaEnter the world’s most uncool internet beef.
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    Tesla Battery Ignited in Flames Twice Following Fatal CrashAfter using nearly 300 gallons of water to quell the raging flames, firefighters said the Model S battery reignited two more times.
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    Tesla Laying Off Thousands of EmployeesElon Musk said in an email that the company is laying off 9 percent of its staff.
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    This Fall Tesla ‘Will Begin to Enable Full Self-Driving Features’ in Its CarsElon Musk tweeted that this summer’s Tesla software update would be another step toward “full self-driving features.”
  45. l'amour
    Grimes Defends Boyfriend Elon Musk Against Union-Busting AccusationsAn important relationship milestone.
  46. you know what i heard
    All the Gossip About Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson’s New RelationshipAnd more in this week’s celebrity gossip column.
  47. The Grimes Guide to Space TravelHanging with Elon Musk is just one step in her interplanetary travel plans.
  48. you know what i heard
    Met Gala Gossip: Emma Stone and Justin Theroux Left the After-Party TogetherAnd more in this week’s celebrity gossip column.
  49. deep dives
    What the Hell Is Going on With Elon Musk and GrimesThe Cut unpacks the controversial new celebrity couple.
  50. met gala 2018
    Elon Musk and Grimes Spent ‘Date Night’ at the Met GalaAlso, he helped design her dress.
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