Or so he says.
Lohan still not listening.
And more celebrity doings, in our daily gossip roundup.
And more celebrity altercations, in our daily gossip wrap-up.
These New York City stabbers. Have they no respect for celebrity?
First he was tricked into being in 'Brüno,' and now this.
Movieline reveals the planned ending that was scrapped in favor of something slightly better.
She thinks he may be famous in America or something. Plus, Ruth Madoff was spotted faxing documents at a deli and Sharon Stone and Andre Balasz were seen canoodling. In the gossip roundup.
The Academy Awards were fraught with peril for Tom and Penélope, Jen and Brad, and Chace and Carrie. Anne Hathaway, on the other hand, was fine.
Plus: Real-life car-crash deaths potentially coming to CBS.
Plus, Nicole Richie and Rachel Zoe have made up. The new Obama era is really beginning! In the gossip roundup.
Ivanka's found a controversial rabbi to oversee her conversion so she can finally marry Jared Kushner and create perfect, Chosen offspring.
Also, Art Basel will include a Naomi Campbell photo exhibit, and Elton John only eats off Versace plates.
The two are scared away from Sam’s own birthday party by a group of photographers. Plus, gossip about Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, and Bill Clinton. America is the greatest country in the world!
Plus: Yet another bastard joins 'Inglorious Bastards,' and James McAvoy to play a CGI gnome in most horrible movie ever.