He's playing a character, not himself.
She probably will, because everything works out for them.
The only explanation for this happening is that Wahlberg is messing with us, right? Right?!
The Fighter, The Italian Job, The Departed, etc.
Plus: Nick Kroll explained the Michael Jackson phenomenon to his future son, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Let's hope they come up with a better name than Entourage: The Movie.