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Jackie Chan Is Moving in Next Door

Basically, um, Jackie Chan is a spy who gets asked to babysit his neighbor's kids and must fight enemy agents when one of those kids accidentally downloads a secret code.

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Demi Brings Her Ashton for Your Pleasure

As far as celebrity sightings go, the Diesel show was shaping up to be pretty dim. Things were running 30 minutes late, and nearly everyone had taken his seat, but all the photographers and camera folk were arranged in a phalanx on the runway, each of them hopefully gazing into the distance. They were clearly waiting for an apparition, and they stood in this anticipatory formation for at least ten minutes. We began to wonder who could possibly be important enough to require such special treatment. Madonna? Vice-President Dick Cheney? Perhaps Jesus Himself? Or would it be someone totally anticlimactic, someone we’d already seen multiple times? Like, say, Demi Moore?

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