Sorry, Brooke Burke-Charvet.
Meanwhile, Richard Sherman is Terry Crews's spirit animal.
And taunting the 49ers' Michael Crabtree.
And what was Michael Chiklis doing there?
It just makes her an aging starlet trying to stay relevant, okay?
And other happy gossip news!
See Heidi Klum covered in cream, and a bunch of models who look close to death in our slideshow.
Lohan still not listening.