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Excuses

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    Police Officers Fired After Claiming Mice Ate 1,000 Pounds of Missing WeedAn adorable, but not scientifically sound, story.
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    Man Says He Couldn’t Have Assaulted Two Women Because His Penis Is Too SmallAh, the anatomy defense.
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    Man Says He Tripped and His Penis Fell Into TeenThat’s not how these things work.
  4. MTA’s Late Notes Pose Little Threat to the Standard Tardiness ExcuseYou can still blame it on the train.
  5. James Clapper Comes Up With Latest Excuse for Lying to CongressHe just “didn’t think” about the program that collects phone metadata from everybody. 
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    Impending Cicada Plague a Great Excuse to Work From HomeBecause who’s to say you don’t have a deadly fear of cicadas?
  7. MTA Ruins Subway-Related Tardiness ExcuseBut there won’t actually be fewer delays.
  8. New Yorkers Had a Pretty Good Excuse for Being Late TodayThe MetroCard machines stopped working.
  9. Rubio Cancels Appearances on The Daily Show and Focal PointSuspicious.
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    Michael Bay Blames Alcohol for Brief Desire to Make Smaller Movies“I was one or two martinis in.”
  11. When It Comes to His Bridge Game, Warren Buffett Can Be a Little FlakyTell them I have a business meeting.”
  12. So, Actually, The World Might Not End in 2012Cancel your New Year’s plans.
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    Mel Gibson Took a Break Because He Was BoredIt had nothing to do with anti-Semitism.
  14. President Obama Skips Out on Jury DutySounds like more of the same.
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    Kurt Russell’s Dubious Reason for Turning Down The ExpendablesNot interested in ensemble acting, eh?
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    Jeremy Piven, HypochondriacYou know what they say about excuses!