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Police Officers Fired After Claiming Mice Ate 1,000 Pounds of Missing Weed
An adorable, but not scientifically sound, story.
Man Says He Couldn’t Have Assaulted Two Women Because His Penis Is Too Small
Ah, the anatomy defense.
Man Says He Tripped and His Penis Fell Into Teen
That’s not how these things work.
MTA’s Late Notes Pose Little Threat to the Standard Tardiness Excuse
You can still blame it on the train.
James Clapper Comes Up With Latest Excuse for Lying to Congress
He just “didn’t think” about the program that collects phone metadata from everybody.
Impending Cicada Plague a Great Excuse to Work From Home
Because who’s to say you don’t have a deadly fear of cicadas?
MTA Ruins Subway-Related Tardiness Excuse
But there won’t actually be fewer delays.
New Yorkers Had a Pretty Good Excuse for Being Late Today
The MetroCard machines stopped working.
Rubio Cancels Appearances on
The Daily Show
Michael Bay Blames Alcohol for Brief Desire to Make Smaller Movies
“I was one or two martinis in.”
When It Comes to His Bridge Game, Warren Buffett Can Be a Little Flaky
Tell them I have a business meeting.”
So, Actually, The World Might Not End in 2012
Cancel your New Year’s plans.
Mel Gibson Took a Break Because He Was Bored
It had nothing to do with anti-Semitism.
President Obama Skips Out on Jury Duty
Sounds like more of the same.
Kurt Russell’s Dubious Reason for Turning Down
Not interested in ensemble acting, eh?
Jeremy Piven, Hypochondriac
You know what they say about excuses!