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If Richard Heene didn't exist, we would have to invent him, or whatever.
The situation on the ground outside the Heene family's suburban home is descending into chaos.
But what constitutes a "media outlet" these days, anyway?
It's a publicity stunt, just like we all thought. And by a bunch of lousy actors who met in Hollywood!
The Heenes are in hot water.
Who knows what Richard Heene will say at the press conference today?
And we thought this story couldn't reach a new low.
A real-life Max feints from tragedy to farce: Balloon Boy through the prism of movies.
But this doesn't stop his parents from continuing their interview, natch.
"You guys said that we did this for the show."
Falcon Heene, who was thought to be in a helium balloon thousands of feet in the air this afternoon, is still missing.
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