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False Alarms

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    Don’t You Hate It When Your Penis Rings Accidentally Cause a Bomb Scare?Classic mix-up!
  2. Fake Bomb Forces Air France Flight to Make an Emergency Landing in KenyaFour passengers have been arrested as a result of the hoax.
  3. Boehner Concludes Biannual Test of the Government Shutdown SystemThe House passed a bill to fund Homeland Security, after their stand accomplished nothing.
  4. A Person With Ebola Probably Did Not Just Arrive at Newark Airport But officials didn’t take any chances.
  5. Swaying Coney Island Astro Tower Scared a Lot of People TodayThe swaying was normal; the evacuation less so.
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    So Did Jennifer Lawrence’s Dress Rip Last Night, or What?Conflicting reports, plus video proof.
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    Sly Stallone Says Nic Cage Not in Expendables 3Cancel those ticket preorders, y’all.
  8. Paperweight Causes Grenade Scare at JFKMaybe leave that paperweight at home next time?
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    No, the Smiths Are Not ReunitingBlame David Cameron.
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    Michael Vick Isn’t Going to Fashion Week After AllEarlier reports were part of a hoax, it turns out.
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    Lil' Vinny’s Will Not Close on New Year’s EveThe Somerville red-sauce parlor will hang on ‘til 2012.
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    Wegmans Covered Up Adele’s Cosmo CoverBut apparently, they do this all the time.
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    Don’t Panic, R. Kelly’s Soula Coaster Will Be Released Next YearIt’s real!
  14. Reopenings
    Gargoyles Reopens!The Davis institution turns the lights back on for one last hurrah.
  15. A Spike in Suspicious Packages Reported in NYCAll 62 of the calls on Monday turned out to be false alarms.
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    Rumors of Drink’s Demise Greatly ExaggeratedBarbara Lynch’s cocktail spot is alive and well.
  17. Texas A&M Goes Into Lockdown After Man Brandishes Fake GunSeek safe shelter until further notice.”
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    Carlos Miele Didn’t Close, It’s Just Temporarily RentedThe space is being rented out for a commercial shoot by a cosmetics company and will reopen for regular business on Thursday morning.