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Don’t You Hate It When Your Penis Rings Accidentally Cause a Bomb Scare?
Fake Bomb Forces Air France Flight to Make an Emergency Landing in Kenya
Four passengers have been arrested as a result of the hoax.
Boehner Concludes Biannual Test of the Government Shutdown System
The House passed a bill to fund Homeland Security, after their stand accomplished nothing.
A Person With Ebola Probably Did Not Just Arrive at Newark Airport
But officials didn’t take any chances.
Swaying Coney Island Astro Tower Scared a Lot of People Today
The swaying was normal; the evacuation less so.
So Did Jennifer Lawrence’s Dress Rip Last Night, or What?
Conflicting reports, plus video proof.
Sly Stallone Says Nic Cage Not in
Cancel those ticket preorders, y’all.
Paperweight Causes Grenade Scare at JFK
Maybe leave that paperweight at home next time?
No, the Smiths Are Not Reuniting
Blame David Cameron.
Michael Vick Isn’t Going to Fashion Week After All
Earlier reports were part of a hoax, it turns out.
Lil' Vinny’s Will
Close on New Year’s Eve
The Somerville red-sauce parlor will hang on ‘til 2012.
Wegmans Covered Up Adele’s
But apparently, they do this all the time.
Don’t Panic, R. Kelly’s
Will Be Released Next Year
The Davis institution turns the lights back on for one last hurrah.
A Spike in Suspicious Packages Reported in NYC
All 62 of the calls on Monday turned out to be false alarms.
Rumors of Drink’s Demise Greatly Exaggerated
Barbara Lynch’s cocktail spot is alive and well.
Texas A&M Goes Into Lockdown After Man Brandishes Fake Gun
Seek safe shelter until further notice.”
Carlos Miele Didn’t Close, It’s Just Temporarily Rented
The space is being rented out for a commercial shoot by a cosmetics company and will reopen for regular business on Thursday morning.