No, you can't meet her.
Almost everyone had left by the time she arrived.
They replaced her damaged fur-kenstocks.
"It's about living a very one-of-a-kind, curated life."
So much for her pixie cut, or bob, or whatever it was.
Apparently she got to keep it after the ad campaign.
And Heather Graham described her love texts.
Which she cannot follow, thanks to Lena Dunham.
There are several different ways to interpret this.
Pledging allegiance to red, white, and black.
Some were sparkly, others more pinkish, but all belonged to the same non-color family.
The magazine's newsstand sales were down 28 percent last year.
Dr. Kristi Funk treated Sheryl Crow, too.
Tom Brady is not bringing home the most bacon.
It's the stuff of poorly written sexual fantasy.