"If you’re going to make me fantasy breasts, at least make perky breasts."
Prada for Elle; Elie Saab for Dakota.
David Hasselhoff, Taylor Swift, Alicia Keys, Lana Del Rey, and more.
Why, as an adult woman, do I care about tween love?
Dried-up crackers made of old oatmeal.
It's all in the crotch and the arm holes.
Droopy balls in the background.
The Converse store.
Sales are "as flat as last night's champers."
It won't be shown in the fashion show broadcast.
The Cut makes a Kiss Cam.
They "are deeply troubled."
Despite his best efforts.